“The Kids Are Alright” is a short documentary exposing the incredible level of disrespect people with Muscular Dystrophy have faced from Jerry Lewis and the Labor Day Telethon put on by the Muscular Dystrophy Association. When the narrator first speaks, we see an image of him as a young poster child for the association, smiling from his wheelchair as Jerry Lewis hands him a piece of birthday cake. Flashing forward forty years later we see the narrator once again at an MDA event, one was he was not invited to. This time, him and other former poster children are protesting the event and all that it stands for as a group self-titled “Jerry’s Orphans”, passionately shouting, “Piss On Pity!”
Throughout this documentary the narrator dives into the specific actions and processes involved with the telethon that directly contradict the needs of those with Muscular Dystrophy. When he was a child, the narrator was featured on these televised events as a way for the foundation to pull at the heartstrings of those watching from home. They describe these children as trapped in their wheelchairs; a collection of poor little angels that may only be cured if people donate enough money to the foundation. However, as the story develops it becomes clear from the narrator’s account as well as those of the other former poster children that by focusing the telethon’s message on the goal to find a cure and make money for those involved in the association, the actual individuals who need accommodations such as wheelchairs, care-givers, ramps, etc., are often left out of the conversation, and therefore their needs are continuously unmet by the people who claim to care the most.
The issue of accommodations being provided to those who need them isn’t the only issue though. The narrator also makes the point multiple times that one of the most important things people can do to support those with disabilities is to refuse to pity them. Humans deserve to be treated with humanity. The narrator reads to the audience a quote from a piece written by Jerry Lewis that was featured on the cover of the 1990 Edition of Parade Magazine, where Lewis imagines what it would be like to suffer from Muscular Dystrophy and describes the people affected as only existing as “half a person,” who can only experience “half a life” because of the disability. The narrator points out that this level of disrespect towards the community Lewis attempts to represent is the most “unbelievably outrageous and patronizing piece about disability” that he had ever read in his life. He also goes on to express that this mindset affects the interactions disabled people have with the general public with a story about getting coffee one morning and a man on the streets assumed that the narrator was begging for money, simply because he was disabled and holding a cup on a street corner as he waited for the light to change.
As a documentary, “The Kids Are Alright” encapsulates the often invisible and purposeful disconnect between activists and the people they supposedly represent. Every year the narrator and the other members of “Jerry’s Orphans” attempted to protest the Telethon after the first, not only were attempts made to bar their entry, but the police were called to remove them each time, as the members tried to explain to the event attendees and supporters that their actions were detrimental to the Muscular Dystrophy community. When the narrator chose to name the documentary “The Kids Are Alright,” not only was he commenting on how the poster children deserve to exist as children without the condescending experience of being pitied for their existence, but he was also commenting on how Lewis and the Muscular Dystrophy Association chose to forget about the child once they grew up. Only the children are seen as good enough for viewers of the telethon to fight for with their pocketbooks, despite the number of adults who still need and deserve to receive accommodations without their personhood coming under attack.
This documentary highlights the problem of “compassionate” people who refuse to unplug their ears to the voices of the people have the human right to speak about their experiences. I found that the main message the narrator wanted to impress upon the viewers in “The Kids Are Alright,” is that despite the dehumanization, disabled people will never stop being fully human, and will not stop their important self-advocacy until the world understands that truth and acts in accordance. I would like to rate the documentary a full 5 out of 5, however I’m going to give it a 4, only because I wish it had been far longer and included the stories of the other poster children that made up “Jerry’s Orphans” explored in depth just as the main narrator’s experience was.