Last Friday’s revelry led me down a treacherous path, consumed by intoxication’s embrace. Amidst the haze, I found myself unleashing my stomach’s contents upon the bathroom latrine—a symphony of retching and gurgling. From this chaotic tableau emerged my magnum opus—a soundscape encapsulating the raw essence of that fateful night. May it serve as a testament to the capricious nature of indulgence, forever etched in the annals of unconventional artistry.