Big Oil – That one rich uncle that claims he’s the backbone of the family but keeps spilling soup all over the dinner table and then charging you to clean it up. They claim they’re the heroes of the energy industry, spewing pollution and corruption across the world and calling it progress while at the same time insisting that we don’t worry about the wildfire that is climate change closing in behind us–all they’ll do for us is throw is a few handheld battery powered fans and tell us we’re delusional when we claim were on fire.